Apparently there are a lot of lonely, horny Indian guys on the Net, and the place they all hang out is apparently Hinduism: a place to discuss the deeper meanings of Hinduism. Being Indian myself, I find things like this incredibly amusing. And so we decided to talk to these people. A little experiment to find out what goes on in their horny little heads.

We created a new chat ID, with a new persona to go with it. Meet Tasha: She's 24, female and from Wisconsin. She's usually 5'5", grey eyes, strawberry blonde. Her religion is Celtic Neodruidic Pagan.

Tasha usually is, in most respects, a fairly "normal" girl. It is never her who brings up the topic of sex, and Tasha never actually has cybersex with any of these guys (there's only so far I'm willing to go for my art). Neither did we, at any point, send a "pic" to any of them. In every single instance, it was they who first messaged us.

But the conversations we got into... boggle the mind. Some guys were propositioning sex two minutes into the chat, some were asking questions that would be inappropriate were they not so ridiculous, and most guys, at some point, told Tasha that they were in love with her. Why are so many Indian guys falling in love with random women on the Internet? I don't know if they were pretending, but it was common to 90% of the chats.

There was no shortage of guys for us to screw with, so that night (and the night after) was spent having the weirdest conversations this side of the Suez. At the end of it all, they were compiled and are now known as the Tasha Files. None of them are edited: all the conversations are all there in their entirety, shitty spellings and all. I did, however, slightly modify their chat IDs and blank out their phone numbers / e-mail addresses. That's more than they deserve. Be warned, though: some of them are pretty graphic.

Tasha Files released so far. For best results, read in order. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Episode I
Episode II
Episode III
Episode IV
Episode V
Episode VI