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friend_m35: hi sexy
sparklytasha: um.. hey
friend_m35: how ru
sparklytasha: good, you?
friend_m35: age and sexpl
sparklytasha: 24 f wisconsin, you?
friend_m35: my id tell u all
friend_m35: i m in uk
sparklytasha: okay
friend_m35: i will like to know ur fantasy about sex
sparklytasha: really?
friend_m35: yes beauty
sparklytasha: have you seen Star Wars?
friend_m35: but i can do star war for sake
friend_m35: cos i want to kiss u
sparklytasha: okay
friend_m35: if we r in bed wht will u do first of all
sparklytasha: uhh...
sparklytasha: dunno
friend_m35: tell me pl
sparklytasha: I think first of all I'd sing a song
friend_m35: and then
sparklytasha: what song shall we sing?
friend_m35: which u wil like at that iem
sparklytasha: let's sing ice, ice baby
friend_m35: after the song wht is next
sparklytasha: first the song... we can't just rush into things.
sparklytasha: so I'll say "vanilla", and you have to say "ice, ice baby"
friend_m35: after that
sparklytasha: vanilla
friend_m35: ice ice baby
sparklytasha: vanilla
friend_m35: ic e ice baby
sparklytasha: thats good
friend_m35: and dont want to become ice now
friend_m35: it is time for hot things
friend_m35: now thell what is the next
sparklytasha: thats up to you. I already suggested the song.
friend_m35: but the song is over
friend_m35: do u like hand cuffing
sparklytasha: ooh yes!
friend_m35: then go ahead with the move baby
sparklytasha: what?
friend_m35: start the real job
sparklytasha: *I get off the bed and start applying to companies for a job*

Adventurous halfling seeks 9 to 5 corporate routine. Can write in imaginary language. Will kill Orcs in spare time.

friend_m35: uuuuuuuuuuuuu
friend_m35: i m aksing wht will u do in bed
friend_m35: where will be ur hands
sparklytasha: my hands will on my side
friend_m35: but mine will be on ur cheeks
friend_m35: and then on ur lips
friend_m35: i have kissed u now
friend_m35: now wht r u doing
sparklytasha: I'm laughing at you
friend_m35: i m kissing u on ur lips
sparklytasha: ha ha ha ha
friend_m35: tryinnng to take offur t shirt
friend_m35: and now ur jeans
friend_m35: u have thihgs
sparklytasha: you gasp in surprise as you see I am wearing a chastity belt
friend_m35: then y u dont tell ur fantasy
sparklytasha: this is my fantasy. and youre doing great!
friend_m35: no i want to know from u wht will be ur actions
sparklytasha: okay, I'll tell you my real fantasy
friend_m35: ooooooooooh
friend_m35: i m excited to know
sparklytasha: you and I are in an old Satanic church. there is dust and cobwebs all over. sacrificed animals lie at the end of the hall. there are burning torches all around.
friend_m35: then
friend_m35: ??
sparklytasha: a group of hooded sorcerers lead you to the sacrifical altar, where I stop playing my XBox to watch what is going on.
friend_m35: and
sparklytasha: they remove your blindfold and bugger off.
friend_m35: then
sparklytasha: now I ask you who you are.
friend_m35: i m still rushing to kiss u
friend_m35: to unhook ur bra
sparklytasha: I kick you in the nuts
sparklytasha: and ask you again who you are
friend_m35: i squeez ur boobs
friend_m35: my nuts r strong
sparklytasha: I kick them again
friend_m35: i got more ecxietment ewith ur kick
sparklytasha: ooh yes baby
sparklytasha: I keep kicking them
friend_m35: i hold ur thigh this time
friend_m35: now u can kick me
sparklytasha: I spin around on one leg and deliver a roundhouse kick directly to your gonads.
friend_m35: now u cant tkick cos ii have overpowered u
sparklytasha: a disembodied voice exclaims... "Sonya wins! Fatality!"

What a great game this was.

friend_m35: i pushed u on ur back
friend_m35: u r helpless
friend_m35: now u r cooperateing me
friend_m35: my kiss on ur lips make u to melt
friend_m35: u r kissing m
friend_m35: eme
sparklytasha: I cooperate you as a legion of bats fly down from the roof and partake in our fun
friend_m35: my hands r on ur booooobs
friend_m35: u haVE GOT NICE BOOBS
sparklytasha: you squirm in ecstasy as a dozen bats grab your back and begin to sodomise you
friend_m35: that dont budge me
friend_m35: cos ur hug keep me busy with u
friend_m35: u r just so sexy
sparklytasha: you are even sexier with all that guano on your face
friend_m35: now u aproaching to my pennis
friend_m35: first u have fondled it
friend_m35: now u licking it
sparklytasha: just as I approach it, a bat bites me on the neck and I turn into a vampire
friend_m35: oooooooooooooooooh
sparklytasha: I vant to zuck your blaad
sparklytasha: I grab hold of you and bite the shit out of your neck
friend_m35: i have jaamed ur throat with my long penis
sparklytasha: suddenly there is a noise at the satanic altar
friend_m35: ur bite exxite me more and more
sparklytasha: the rumbling grows stronger
sparklytasha: the idol splits open to reveal satan in all his glory
friend_m35: my pennis is inside ur pussy
friend_m35: u r also stoking
friend_m35: oooooooooooooooooooooh
sparklytasha: he tosses me aside like a rag doll and proceeds to stick his demonic penis in your ass
friend_m35: oooooooooooh
sparklytasha: he comes inside you as your face explodes
friend_m35: my pennis is in ur pussy
friend_m35: oooooooooooooooh
friend_m35: it is great feeling
friend_m35: u r just so nice ice ice baby
friend_m35: u r wonderful
sparklytasha: he continues raping your headless corpse as I laugh and giggle
friend_m35: u under my cruthes
friend_m35: u screaming with joy of my pennis
sparklytasha: suddenly all of hell's minions fly out and begin violating every orifice on your body
friend_m35: my energy is endless
friend_m35: but u sweeeeeeet ur compnay is great nad great
friend_m35: u make me to ejaculate
friend_m35: u r licking it
friend_m35: oooooooooooooog
friend_m35: ooooooooooooooog
friend_m35: ooooooooooooooooooooh
friend_m35: good baby
sparklytasha: satan causes all the pieces of your exploded head to recompose themselves on the body of a goat
friend_m35: my pennis is again up
sparklytasha: I leave the room as you bleat painfully
friend_m35: u have held it in ur hand
sparklytasha: all of hell's demons pick you up and carry you to Pandemonium where you will be their sex slave for all eternity
friend_m35: u want me to push it in ur mouth
friend_m35: i make sex with u for all eternity
friend_m35: thanks for ur sompany
friend_m35: u r realy sooooooooooo sexy
friend_m35: my on ur hips make me feel like heaven
sparklytasha: and they say men don't pay attention during sex.

Highlights of this episode!

Holy shit, I can't decide.