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ashwin_ss: hi
sparklytasha: hi
ashwin_ss: asl pls
sparklytasha: 24 f wisconsin
ashwin_ss: m/28/india
ashwin_ss: where's wisconsin
sparklytasha: in the united states
ashwin_ss: ok
ashwin_ss: what r ur hobbies
ashwin_ss: r u married
sparklytasha: no
sparklytasha: are you?
ashwin_ss: no
sparklytasha: cool
ashwin_ss: g8
ashwin_ss: what do u like
ashwin_ss: i like music, movies,girls
sparklytasha: I like reading, tennis, movies...
ashwin_ss: gr8 n sex
ashwin_ss: do u love it
sparklytasha: I do
ashwin_ss: which is ur fav pos
ashwin_ss: do u have a pic
sparklytasha: what's a pos?
ashwin_ss: position
ashwin_ss: what r u doing presently
sparklytasha: I'm sitting and typing
sparklytasha: what else would I be doing?
ashwin_ss: i mean where r u
ashwin_ss: at home
sparklytasha: yeah, I'm at home. and you?
ashwin_ss: at home
ashwin_ss: do u have a pic or web camera
sparklytasha: I do but not on this comp... sorry!
ashwin_ss: ok
ashwin_ss: what r ur views about boys
sparklytasha: well, most of them are assholes
ashwin_ss: hey hey
ashwin_ss: why so
ashwin_ss: we love girls which they misunderstand
sparklytasha: well girls love boys too but they dont act the same way
ashwin_ss: how do they express their love
sparklytasha: by not cheating on them
ashwin_ss: and.....
ashwin_ss: whats ur figure?
sparklytasha: pretty good, if I do say so
ashwin_ss: gr8 i love beauty
sparklytasha: so youre into appearances, huh
ashwin_ss: yaa
ashwin_ss: i love gr8 figures,beauty
ashwin_ss: good firm tits
sparklytasha: you're a breast man, are you?
ashwin_ss: yaa
ashwin_ss: i like big ones
ashwin_ss: whats ur dia
sparklytasha: my what?
ashwin_ss: boob dia dear
sparklytasha: we prefer to call them breasts
ashwin_ss: yaa
ashwin_ss: so how r they
sparklytasha: I think theyre very nice
ashwin_ss: i like to suck boobs
ashwin_ss: lustrous soft fleshy
sparklytasha: how many have you sucked?
ashwin_ss: 3x2
sparklytasha: wow... I'd heard indians invented mathematics... but wow, this is mindblowing

If Aryabhatta makes out with 3.1416 chicks in 24 hours, how many chicks will Aryabhatta make out with in 12 weeks?

ashwin_ss: its like that only
ashwin_ss: its 3 girls dear-2 boobs each
ashwin_ss: ru really so dumb
sparklytasha: lol
sparklytasha: I guess I am
ashwin_ss: have u had cybersex b4
sparklytasha: whats that?
ashwin_ss: sex on the net
sparklytasha: sex on the net? how can we have sex over the net?
ashwin_ss: do u like to finger?
sparklytasha: I dont understand... I'm really sorry... but isnt finger a noun? how can one use it as a verb?
ashwin_ss: ur too smart
ashwin_ss: n i think ur too good in sex
sparklytasha: thats the smartest thing you've said yet
ashwin_ss: ur just my type
ashwin_ss: ill lick u right there
sparklytasha: where?
ashwin_ss: on ur breast,pussy
ashwin_ss: every where
sparklytasha: but how can you lick all those things if youre not here?
ashwin_ss: i can imgine u
ashwin_ss: ur boobs 34d
ashwin_ss: hot pussy dying for a rod
sparklytasha: dying for a what?
ashwin_ss: 7" rod
sparklytasha: huh?
ashwin_ss: u like it
ashwin_ss: cmon im really hot
ashwin_ss: we must try it
sparklytasha: yeah I heard india was really hot
ashwin_ss: indians r more hotter
ashwin_ss: ur too cool i feel
sparklytasha: well its cooler here than in india... india is a tropical country and therefore closer to the sun
ashwin_ss: ru ever serious
sparklytasha: I am being serious
sparklytasha: I'm trying to understand what youre saying
sparklytasha: but this culture difference is very difficult to overcome
ashwin_ss: ok
ashwin_ss: what is the difference
ashwin_ss: i think americans r very sexy
sparklytasha: why?
ashwin_ss: i ve seen in movies
ashwin_ss: they r very hot n fastforward
sparklytasha: which movies? the marx brothers?
ashwin_ss: all movies
sparklytasha: have you seen any marx brothers movies?
ashwin_ss: no whats in that
sparklytasha: theyre very sexy and hot and straightforward
sparklytasha: I had a big crush on Groucho Marx
ashwin_ss: how does he look
sparklytasha: very hot. kinda like you I imagine

Groucho Marx

ashwin_ss: so ill try like groucho
ashwin_ss: ill lick ur clit too
sparklytasha: say it like groucho baby
ashwin_ss: groucho is pressing ur boobs thr' ur shirt
sparklytasha: say, "I'm groucho marx, tasha, and I wanna lick your pussy"
ashwin_ss: im groucho marx tasha n i wanna lick ur pussy
sparklytasha: now what is groucho doing?
ashwin_ss: im down
ashwin_ss: opening ur pussy lips
sparklytasha: say it like groucho, bitch!
ashwin_ss: kissing n sucking like groucho
ashwin_ss: groucho is lapping his lips on ur cunt
ashwin_ss: deep
ashwin_ss: lapping all over ur cunt
sparklytasha: but how can he be doing these things? he died long ago
ashwin_ss: in deep
ashwin_ss: to ur clit
ashwin_ss: like groucho
ashwin_ss: would have done
sparklytasha: so you have to come up with a story to explain how he came back to life first
ashwin_ss: he come to life n also his 7 " dont waste the time
sparklytasha: but how?
ashwin_ss: cmon sit on my prick
sparklytasha: no
ashwin_ss: hey im too hot
ashwin_ss: make me cum
ashwin_ss: my ball are paining
sparklytasha: who's balls are paining, bitch???
ashwin_ss: u whore im dying to fuck u
sparklytasha: why?
ashwin_ss: because i know u also need it like me
sparklytasha: not really... with me its a take it or leave it thing
ashwin_ss: n u r a fucking hot girl
ashwin_ss: then let me talke u
sparklytasha: yes, but if you cant bother to stay in character, then whats the point.
ashwin_ss: im me
ashwin_ss: n i like it
ashwin_ss: i dont know groucha
ashwin_ss: niether have i seen him
sparklytasha: yes but I do and I have all these kinky fetishes for him
ashwin_ss: then u shold finger ur self thinking about him
sparklytasha: okay, then thats what I will do. see ya later?
ashwin_ss: i love u
sparklytasha: whats with these falling hearts?
ashwin_ss: i liked ur style
sparklytasha: you love me?
ashwin_ss: of chat
ashwin_ss: yaa
ashwin_ss: send ur pic to me
sparklytasha: will you marry me?
ashwin_ss: if i like u

Highlights of this episode!

its 3 girls dear-2 boobs each
they r very hot n fastforward
groucho is pressing ur boobs thr' ur shirt
i love u