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Okay,
so here's the story that's within that other story. I vaguely
remember reading something similar in a Panchatantra or Aesop's
Fables type book. Only it wasn't quite like this.
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(Intro)
Aaa-aa-aaa.... |
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aaa-aaa-aaaa... |
Ek chidiya. Ek, ek karke,
anek chidiya... Actually I think its the same chidiya.
Lazy-ass government animators.
Daana chugane ayi chidiya. Now a whole bunch of other
kids suddenly show up from stage right. No one likes to miss
a good story.
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Didi,
hame bhi sunao na!! |
To
suno phir se... ek chidiya, anek chidiya... daana chugane baith
gayi thi.
Nice
and peaceful, eh? But not for long. Shit's really about to go
down now. Guess who's coming into the jungle? A gyad!
At
this point you might ask: what's a gyad? Hah! Your
Hindi sucks. A gyad is a chidiya pakadne wala.
Kid freaks out when he hears this. Phir kya hua, didi? Gyad
ne unhe pakad liya? Maar dala? Didi shakes her head like
the wise lady she is, and explains that you can do anything
if you have himmat and stay united. And while she explains all
this the camera pans over all the kids like they're an ad for
Jackson's tissues.
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They
should just airdrop thousands of these wherever there's
riots and fighting. |
United we stand. Or in this case, fly. This is the great escape.
The chidiyas move as one and fly away with the net. Chatur
chidiya. Sajal Chidiya. Jal lekar bhaagi chidiya!
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Ek...
do... teen!!! |
Door, ek gao ke paas, chidiyon ke dost choohe rehte the.
Now that's an analogy for Communist Russia if there ever
was one. Aur unhone chidiyon ka jaal kaat diya!
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Now
we are all comrades. |
Still
think I'm reading too much into it? Nevermind. Nothing can prepare
you for the next scene. The dance. The choohe and the chidiyas
get together for a synchronised dance that has to be seen to
be believed. So see; believe.
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What.
The. Fuck. |
At
this point you're thinking, "it's all well and good that
the chidiyas are safe, but what I really want to know is how
to get mangoes off of a tree without falling down like the aam
janta." Wonder no more. All you have to do is click ahead
to the next page, and all will be revealed...
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